Paging Dr. Coates

To supplement our income, Chloe is seeing a few patients in the afternoon.

She can:
1) use the stethoscope to "listen to your belly"
2) take your temperature ("in the arm, not back there")
3) use "the thing to bang your knee on"
4) give you a shot (but not Mommy; she faints)

No insurance needed, as we want no paper trails.